Friday, November 7, 2008

Got caught Cheating!


I just got caught cheating! I am dying here! what is the worst kind of deception you can do? Not cheat on your husband, cheat on your hair stylist!




So I have 2 hair stylist, I usually go to the one, but when she is busy, or can't fit me in, I go to the other one. I got a wild hair and had to had my hair cut this instant. So I call my first gal, Stephanie, she said maybe she can do it, she had a cancellation on Thursday, and just offered it to someone else, but they haven't confirmed, I wait a day for her to call back, and she doesn't so I call Mandy, Yeah! She can get me in on Friday.




Two seconds later Stephanie calls me back, and leaves a message, but I don't call her, I feel dumb saying well I just scheduled an appointment with Mandy.




Skip forward to today, I am about to walk out of Mandy's with my new do, and I see Stephanie walking towards the door, WHAT? First of all Mandy's salon is in her basement, why on earth is Stephanie coming here! Then to make matters worse, I am an artist and I trade painting and such for hair cuts, I made them both the same painting, and the paintings are both hanging in their salons! So Stephanie walks in, and says to me "I am so sorry, are you mad at me?" I called you back, but you didn't return my call!" So now Mandy knows I tried to schedule with Stephanie first, ahhh!!


Then Stephanie says "I was just came by to see my twin painting", and Mandy says "no, you have my twin painting!" Nice, caught double cheating, on art and on hair stylist!! Well ya' all know how stylist are (gossipy) So I decided not to leave until Stephanie did! I didn't want them to talk about me after I left!!


Here is my disclaimer, I never knew that the other one would find out about the paintings, I am not that tacky! They both have salons out of their homes, and 20 miles apart, I never knew the same client would go to both places, and then tell the stylist about it. When Stephanie first asked me for a painting, I didn't even know she was going to put it in her salon! I thought she wanted it for her house, so I am not the bad guy here!

21 comments:

Erin said...

Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. Relationships with stylists are kind of tricky. Sorry you got caught cheating!!

I would love to see pictures of your art.

The Boob Nazi said...

I really enjoyed this story. hahahahaha that sucks

Rychelle said...

this reminds me of that one seinfeld episode when jerry gets caught cheating on his barber. ;)

Jillybean said...

I can't even find one hairdresser and you have two?

No fair.

Kristina P. said...

You slut, you. Obviously, you didn't do the right thing and listen to Superdell.

Fitzwater Family said...

hee hee, I shouldnt laugh. But hee heee heee. Opps, did I laugh out loud.

Whitney R said...

lol. You didn't leave till the other did so they couldn't talk about you. haha, SMART!!

I haven't found a hair stylist I like yet. I keep going to the Paul Mitchell beauty school here and I didn' tlike the last girl that cut my hair so I'm going to a new girl. I hope the old girl doesn't recognize me.

I didn't like the girl at the actual salon I went to so I didn't go back. I went to the beauty school instead. And it's been a long while since I saw the hair salon girl so I'm hoping that when I finally decide to pay more than 13 bucks for my hair cut I'll go back and hopefully she wont remember me and I'll get someone that I LIKE.

Yikes.. anyway.. did either seem upset?

clan of the cave hair said...

oh, that sucks. Only women could even understand this problem.

Jillene said...

Hahahahahaha!! That sound JUST like something I would do--oh wait I mean have done!!

Brooke said...

I recently got caught cheating taking my son to a different preschool than the one that I used to work at. Oops! The one I used to work for confronted me and yelled at me, and I pretty much told her to shove it, that I was his mom and I had to do what was best for him. SHeesh. I decided that I just can't care about stuff like that anymore. I always get all full of anxiety and yucky feeling, but you really had to do what was best for your hair. Hee, hee.

the letter Bee said...

Hahahahaha! What are the odds! I had to cheat on the hair stylist lady in my old ward after she gave me the Florence Henderson mullet. I didn't feel bad. She knew what she did.

*MARY* said...

I've never had the same person cut my hair more than once. Except my husband.

devri said...

I am shocked!!!!! You should send flowers.. ;0)

Mina said...

It's like that Sienfeld episode with the date auction where Jerry is trying to get a better hair cut from the nephew of the lame barber he usually goes to. I love Sienfeld. Relates to everything!

Well, embarrassing, but not the end of the earth. Now that it's out in the open, things might be easier.

Wendyburd1 said...

LOL. Chill Wendy, did they seem mad or amused?

Chillygator said...

Oooh, always embarrassing. I started not liking my stylist (she no longer listens to what I actually want and I end up with really bad hair cuts) so my last two cuts have been done out of state to avoid awkwardness (luckily I happened to be going out of state and could find someone to cut my hair on short notice!)

Now you should send them the exact same fruit basket as an apology.

Kristal said...

Were they friends to begin with? If yes, did you know? What are the odds?!!

But at least you have a great cut, right?

Cassie said...

I came across your blog from "Good in Bed". I am a blog stalker too so I couldn't leave without commenting. I hate dealing with hair stylist drama like that. I feel like I always have to be loyal to one person and if I want to go to someone else I have to tip-toe around. Good luck with your situation!

Vanessa said...

Why are our relationships w/our stylists so touchy? I feel your pain. I had to break up w/my BFF who was doing my hair and it was getting to be to hard to schedule my appts late at night after she got off from her regular job. I was so lame, i broke up with her in an email. Then I found a new girl that I liked for a while, then I didn't like how she cut my hair. So when she went on maternity leave, I made a clean break and started going to my girl now. The thing is, when I run into my old stylist, I'm sure she is pissed that I never came back. Oh well, its all in the name of beauty, right?

(wow, that was long! sorry :)

Debbie said...

I want to see your new haircut!!

Mommy Madness said...

I didn't know that we had to be loyal to our hair stylists!...Then that makes me such a cheater.